Sunday, December 20, 2015

Sunday Sentence: Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

Simply put, the best sentence(s) I’ve read this past week, presented out of context and without commentary.

To those of you who enjoy the comfort of a nice set of thumbscrews, allow me to recommend any of the crucifying holiday plays and pageants currently eliciting screams of mercy from within the confines of our local elementary and middle schools. I will, no doubt, be taken to task for criticizing the work of children but, as any pathologist will agree, if there’s a cancer it’s best to treat it as early as possible.
Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

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